15/09/2017

SPECIAL FREE SOUVENIR E-BOOK

Wilson was deeply affected by the letter and gift he received from Andrea a few days ago. 

So much so that he has decided he must visit her and the rest of his family for a few days, to 'Sort some things out.'


Sadly this means there won't be any updates for a little while — however Wilson has just put the finishing touches to a free e-book, which he hopes will ease the pain of separation for you.


It's the SECOND EDITION of the popular Souvenir Booklet which he produced a little while ago to accompany his famous (AKA Notorious) Cultural Tour of Uckfield Bridge


The new addition is lavishly illustrated and has a commemorative poem in the style of Wilson's Poetry Hero, Mr William McGonegall.


Download your free souvenir e-booklet by clicking HERE! 


https://issuu.com/graemedawes/docs/uckfield_bridge_tour_booklet?
 




13/09/2017

HEIRLOOM

Throughout the journey home, Wilson insisted that he wouldn't even open the mysterious parcel from Andrea!

Once we arrived, though, his resolve began to weaken... until at last his curiosity got the upper hand and he tore the wrapping open.


Inside there was a very old, framed photograph, and a handwritten letter from Andrea.


The letter said many things, one of them being that the photograph was of Wilson's Great, Great … Grandfather as a child – who grew up to be the legendary Blue Baron of the Great Ant Wars of 1921. This is a precious family heirloom, which Andrea was entrusting to W's care.


Also in the letter was a very personal message to W. 


He did not read that part aloud to us, but as his eyes scanned across the hand-written lines, a tear formed and ran slowly down his sniffer.



11/09/2017

BUDGIE THE LITTLE HELICOPTER

The Helicopter Museum is brilliant – but as I feared, Wilson is in a grumpy mood because of the parcel from Andrea.

He just glanced cursorily at the helicopters, sat listlessly in the Flight Simulator and wasn't even interested in any snacks from the café.


'I've cut her out of my life, New Dad!' he said. 'She's lied to me all my life, and now I don't want to hear from her. And I don't want her parcels.'


However, he brightened up – almost against his will, because he was in the middle of a major sulk – when he came across this Budgie the Little Helicopter ride!


Budgie was overshadowed and almost hidden by the surrounding 'real' choppers, but W cracked a small smile and ran towards him.


I pulled a handful of £1 coins from my pocket and dared to hope W's mood might lift...



10/09/2017

GRAND PIE

Today — our last day here — we're going to the Helicopter Museum, but first Wilson insisted on re-visiting the Grand Pier for a final ice-cream.

Now we're there he keeps giggling about something, but he won't say what.


Also, there's something odd about the pier, but I just can't put my finger on what it is...


In other news, Wilson has received a text message from The Bees: apparently a large parcel arrived addressed to Wilson, which needed to be signed for — they're worried that they may have done the wrong thing in forging his signature. 


The parcel's return address shows that it's from Andrea at The Zoo...