'I am not a number; I AM A FREE MAN! Oh... ANTEATER!'
I've no idea where he gets this stuff from, but I suspect film buff Antony has a lot to do with it.
Later, while Wilson was sitting quietly in the living room watching tv with the Bees, he received a phone call from Andrea, his big sister, at the Zoo where his family lives.
There is apparently a Medical Emergency, and Wilson must get there as soon as possible.
Naturally, I dropped everything and bundled him into the car to drive him to the zoo straight away.
On the way I asked him exactly what Andrea had said, but he was too agitated to tell me – he just kept repeating, 'Drive Faster, New Dad! Turn on your Blues and Twos! My Mum, Mrs V, needs me!'
