STAGE FRIGHT

W diagnoses a case of Stage Fright;
Perhaps Mr J is scared of footlights!
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Wilson has put his latest Agony Uncle letter on the 'back burner' in hopes that his subconscious mind will find a balance between what he wants to say with what a more experienced Agony Uncle would advise.

To pass the time while this happens, Wilson was rehearsing his Ventriloquism Act with Mr Juicy, The Talking Orange,  when Mr J complained of feeling unwell.

On close examination, he does have a bit of a rash on his forehead.

Wilson, in his capacity as Professional Agony Uncle, has diagnosed this as Stage Fright, and has sent off to an on-line theatrical Supplies Company for a pot of Donald Trump Orange Foundation Creme.

However, having Googled his symptoms, I'm afraid that Mr Juicy's rash looks like the onset of Ringworm – I'll pop down to the Chemists later for some anti-fungal cream...