POSTER

Wilson is getting extremely excited
To see his performance, you'll all be invited
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Wilson's Theatrical Agent, Antony, has negotiated a Gig for W! He is to perform his Ventriloquism Act at the old Uckfield Empire Theatre!

I thought the Empire had been pulled down years ago, but apparently not, as they've just sent round a copy of their promo poster for his approval — perhaps Fame and Riches have finally come knocking at Wilson's door! 

I must say, this is very exciting for everyone – especially, of course, Wilson and Mr Juicy!

Wilson keeps walking round in a stunned daze, repeating, 'I've snagged a Gig, New Dad! Richness and Famousness shall be Mine!' 

Mr Juicy, on the other hand, has been rendered temporarily speechless.

I hope success doesn't turn W into a Luvvie...