PERFORMANCE CANCELLED

Mister Juicy's feeling poorly,
But "The Show Must Go On" — surely?
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Mr J's fungal infection now appears to have spread to his mouth, rendering him unable to speak properly.

I asked him to open his mouth and say 'AHHH' (Wilson squeezed his sides and without moving his lips said 'Ahhhh' himself) while I examined Mr J's oral cavity. 

I have to say that I'm afraid his infection is getting worse.

Tragically, Wilson has had to cancel his appearance at the Uckfield Empire Theatre, owing to Mr Juicy's worsening health. He phoned the Theatre Manager to apprise him of the situation, and was told the show should be cancelled forthwith, before any more tickets were sold.

This blow is going to strike Wilson very hard...