NO IMPROVEMENT

There has been no improvement in Mr Juicy's condition — in fact his fungal infection seems to have worsened, and spread even further — and Wilson is getting very anxious.

The Bees have donned their Hallowe'en Nurses' Outfits (they never need much persuading to do that) and are ministering to the suffering satsuma as best they can.

I've tried to reassure W, but from the little I know about citrus fruit, I have to say that the prognosis is not very encouraging.

I've given him an antibiotic capsule, but Wilson says he needs a second opinion, and Mr J must be taken to the Accidebt & Emergency department immediately.

Rather than put unnecessary strain on the ambulance service, I bundled everyone into the car and we drove quickly to Uckfield's Bird-in-Eye Hospital...