BYRON MEETS MR J

Following a not terribly healthy breakfast of Slushies and Croissants, Wilson proudly introduced Byron to Mr Juicy the Talking Orange.

Byron, never having seen a ventriloquism act before, was spellbound, chatting happily with 'Mr J' for some time. 

Once the impromptu show was over and Mr J had been returned to his home in the fruit bowl, Byron asked whether all oranges could talk, or whether this was a special orange that Wilson had raised from a pip and trained...