18/11/2017

ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY

Mr Juicy's taken ill,
We're relying on the doctors' skill
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Mr Juicy's condition has worsened, so at Wilson's insistence I have driven him round to the A&E Department at the Village Hospital.


W, having watched a lot of ER, House and Grey's Anatomy, expected us to be met at the door by medics shouting Medical Things; things like, 


'Coming through! Patient is one year old, unresponsive, juice pressure 90 over 60, GCS3, severe mould infection; possible PE, and BM's off the scale; I need an EtCO2 NOW! Prep the OR — STAT!'
Instead, we were asked to complete a form, directed to a waiting room and told that we would be seen 'Soon'.

Wilson grabbed a wheelchair from the Reception area and gently placed Mr J on it, then wheeled him into the Waiting Area, accompanied by Byron and The Bees.



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